- Me: Oliver, look at how great this bra looks. *shakes tits*
- Oliver (Not paying attention): Fucking sleigh bells....
- Me: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY TITS
- Oliver: Oh my god I wasn't talking about your fucking tits I was talking about the band.
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Daily interactions with Oliver.
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(Source: hotcircus)
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(Source: existieren)
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(Source: meancutie)
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Ordinary conversation with a 5 year old.
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- Brother: Karianne?
- Me: Yes?
- Brother: You were kind of amazing the other day when you flipped pancakes.
- Me: I can teach you if you like, and then we can be awesome together.
- Brother: No, I think you should join the circus.
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You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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